fuks:

weloveshortvideos:

The hardest baby I ever encountered

looool

tarynel:

karkats-vantasies:

gildings:

I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies. 

I love girls who have clean, tight grammar

I like big dicks.

posted 3 days ago / 337,320 notes / fuckyeahloldemort / gildings

wet-monsoon:

oktober2nd:

lana-loves-lingua-latina:

if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

He’s a fuck boy

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mysecretstrength:

I am not anti-social, I am selectively social. 

posted 3 days ago / 340,635 notes / spookylyanna

witchyspice:

Why are college age atheists always so extra like why are you yelling THERE IS NO GOD in the cafeteria like eat a sandwich

posted 3 days ago / 23,408 notes / girlwhowasonfire / witchyspice

scottylubemeup:

TONY ABBOT caught attempting to signal REPTILIAN OVERLORDS on LIVE TV

whiteemo:

boy toy named troy born and raised in south detroit, he took the midnight train going anywhere

shavingprivateryan:

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IVE EVER SEEN 

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

posted 5 days ago / 33,439 notes / wickedglade / shirahoshis

icriedwhenbobbydied:

stunningpicture:

A rotten tomato that refused to leave the vine

nash grier

@LittleOath