i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”
If you don’t understand why people don’t like the big bang theory, once in an episode the cast was at a comic store browsing and a woman walked in, and one of the leads said “Is she lost?” and that was the joke.
Jennifer backstage during the 86th Annual Academy Awards
Why has this got so many notes what the fuck Tumblr
1) It’s title says something
2) The pictures provide what the title says
3) It ends with someone dramatically looking toward the camera
cause its funny look how thin that watermelon is its just flapping in the wind thats absurd
Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point
Knights of Badassdom (2013)
Priorities: he has them
if you ever think English is not a shit language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.